Do all blonde people go straight to heaven or just the good looking ones like me and Jesus?

Just curious coz one I met this brunette and like she was really intelligent, and she talked to this bauld headed bloke and I couldnt understand a word they said, think it was English? Dunno? Wadda ya think coz I think he lets in a few blacks, ah mean black haired people mosta the planet is? Bet yahoo delete this because religious bigots dont believe god has a sense of humour an have ta be boring like em? Meh!!!!!!!!!!!!